(9:41:27 PM) Tim: you mother wears army boots
(9:41:34 PM) Josh: ...what's your point?
(9:41:45 PM) Tim: your sister is a gerbil
(9:42:00 PM) Josh: That would explain the clawing. :/
(9:42:21 PM) Tim: so put 2 and 2 together
(9:42:33 PM) Tim: your army-boot-wearing mother gave birth to a gerbil
(9:42:51 PM) ***Josh takes a few minutes to 2+2 in his head.
(9:43:29 PM) Josh: ...my mother was in an elite commando unit dispatched to fight back the raging hordes of mutant gerbils and was ravaged by one in the process?