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[15:25:37] <Mordecai> and cheese
<teddy> bryno, thats the dumbest thing ive ever read
<teddy> and ive read the patriot act...
<teddy> and ive read the patriot act...
(12:18:31 AM) Tim: you're getting weird and stuff
(12:18:43 AM) Tim: -getting
(12:18:49 AM) Macguy: nah, ive been away from the internet for most of the week
(12:19:00 AM) Tim: yet your job is the internet?
(12:19:00 AM) Macguy: its all coming out now
(12:19:06 AM) Macguy: dude, i know
(12:18:43 AM) Tim: -getting
(12:18:49 AM) Macguy: nah, ive been away from the internet for most of the week
(12:19:00 AM) Tim: yet your job is the internet?
(12:19:00 AM) Macguy: its all coming out now
(12:19:06 AM) Macguy: dude, i know
(10:58:11 PM) Bit_Logic: quit clogging my tubes
(10:58:24 PM) Tim: why? are your internets slow?
(10:58:53 PM) Bit_Logic: like a truck
(10:58:24 PM) Tim: why? are your internets slow?
(10:58:53 PM) Bit_Logic: like a truck
Jenn: Crows are funny. Are crows monotonous?
Kris: <laughs> That's not the word you mean.
Jenn: Oh, are crows monogamous?
Kris: <laughs> That's not the word you mean.
Jenn: Oh, are crows monogamous?
(11:02:59 PM) Tim: good thing i made my cpanel password uber obscure
(11:03:11 PM) Macguy: is it army boots?
(11:03:20 PM) Tim: no
(11:03:22 PM) Tim: brahama
(11:03:29 PM) Tim: i love wal-mart's footwear department
(11:04:16 PM) Macguy: "Flip Flops, Buy 2 get 1 free!"
(11:04:25 PM) Macguy: bwahahah
(11:04:30 PM) Macguy: thats fucking hilarious
(11:04:32 PM) Macguy: i love me
(11:03:11 PM) Macguy: is it army boots?
(11:03:20 PM) Tim: no
(11:03:22 PM) Tim: brahama
(11:03:29 PM) Tim: i love wal-mart's footwear department
(11:04:16 PM) Macguy: "Flip Flops, Buy 2 get 1 free!"
(11:04:25 PM) Macguy: bwahahah
(11:04:30 PM) Macguy: thats fucking hilarious
(11:04:32 PM) Macguy: i love me
(2:50:03 PM) Tim: your mother smells of elderberries
(2:57:02 PM) Matt: thanks, I think
(2:57:13 PM) Tim: it's actually a sweet smell
(2:57:26 PM) Matt: you not dead then?
(2:57:02 PM) Matt: thanks, I think
(2:57:13 PM) Tim: it's actually a sweet smell
(2:57:26 PM) Matt: you not dead then?
(2:30:43 PM) Tim G.: so what's she doing here?
(2:30:54 PM) Ben C.: being annoying
(2:31:24 PM) Ben C.: im so tempted to say out loud "less skank, more tickets"
(2:31:40 PM) Ben C.: or "you can lead a whore to culture but you cant make her think"
(2:31:57 PM) Ben C.: or "you cant make shit any better by spraying it with perfume"
(2:30:54 PM) Ben C.: being annoying
(2:31:24 PM) Ben C.: im so tempted to say out loud "less skank, more tickets"
(2:31:40 PM) Ben C.: or "you can lead a whore to culture but you cant make her think"
(2:31:57 PM) Ben C.: or "you cant make shit any better by spraying it with perfume"
(4:50:47 PM) Tim: so nate rode in the back of my car the other night, and i had this bottle of water back there
(4:51:02 PM) Tim: when i went for my ride today, i grabbed that bottle of water and dumped it in my bottle for my bike
(4:51:09 PM) Tim: got down to the end of the trail
(4:51:11 PM) Tim: took a drink
(4:51:13 PM) Tim: vodka
(4:51:18 PM) Ben C.: hahaha
(4:51:45 PM) Tim: good prank, sure
(4:51:52 PM) Tim: but imagine if i got pulled over or something
(4:51:55 PM) Tim: i'd have been screwed
(4:52:06 PM) Tim: "what are you doing driving with a water bottle filled with vodka?"
(4:52:47 PM) Tim: i wasn't 100% sure about it until i got home and checked the bottle on the kitchen counter
(4:52:59 PM) Ben C.: thats funny
(4:51:02 PM) Tim: when i went for my ride today, i grabbed that bottle of water and dumped it in my bottle for my bike
(4:51:09 PM) Tim: got down to the end of the trail
(4:51:11 PM) Tim: took a drink
(4:51:13 PM) Tim: vodka
(4:51:18 PM) Ben C.: hahaha
(4:51:45 PM) Tim: good prank, sure
(4:51:52 PM) Tim: but imagine if i got pulled over or something
(4:51:55 PM) Tim: i'd have been screwed
(4:52:06 PM) Tim: "what are you doing driving with a water bottle filled with vodka?"
(4:52:47 PM) Tim: i wasn't 100% sure about it until i got home and checked the bottle on the kitchen counter
(4:52:59 PM) Ben C.: thats funny
<bukannn> not angry again.
<bukannn> yoga.
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<LukeB> ...
<Mordecai> yoga causes read errors
<bukannn> yoga.
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<Mordecai> yoga causes read errors
(8:25:08 PM) Tim: i'll be back in a bit... going for a quick jog down the road
(8:40:17 PM) Tim: i wasted all that gas to get a flat, expired bottle of pop
(8:40:26 PM) Josh: I thought you said you were going for a jog?
(8:40:34 PM) Tim: me? physical activity?
(8:40:35 PM) Tim: hahahahaha
(8:40:42 PM) Josh: That's what I said.
(8:40:17 PM) Tim: i wasted all that gas to get a flat, expired bottle of pop
(8:40:26 PM) Josh: I thought you said you were going for a jog?
(8:40:34 PM) Tim: me? physical activity?
(8:40:35 PM) Tim: hahahahaha
(8:40:42 PM) Josh: That's what I said.
(2:59:30 PM) MikeK: NickF: hot me up when you get off, we'll get drunk
(2:59:32 PM) MikeK: hit*
(2:59:35 PM) MikeK: hit hit hit
(2:59:36 PM) MikeK: fuck
(2:59:39 PM) Josef: hahaha
(2:59:42 PM) NickF: wow
(2:59:46 PM) ***TimG just spat red bull all over the screen
(2:59:49 PM) phil: lol
(2:59:51 PM) NickF: I didn't know you were like the MIke
(3:00:03 PM) Josef: wow
(3:00:06 PM) Josef: people can type
(2:59:32 PM) MikeK: hit*
(2:59:35 PM) MikeK: hit hit hit
(2:59:36 PM) MikeK: fuck
(2:59:39 PM) Josef: hahaha
(2:59:42 PM) NickF: wow
(2:59:46 PM) ***TimG just spat red bull all over the screen
(2:59:49 PM) phil: lol
(2:59:51 PM) NickF: I didn't know you were like the MIke
(3:00:03 PM) Josef: wow
(3:00:06 PM) Josef: people can type
BlackNine says:
hmmmm, which proxy
Menace says:
fuck proxies
BlackNine says:
i still like proxies
BlackNine says:
its like an internet condom
hmmmm, which proxy
Menace says:
fuck proxies
BlackNine says:
i still like proxies
BlackNine says:
its like an internet condom
(8:37:19 PM) Macguy: well shit
(8:37:23 PM) Macguy: my ipod is beeping
(8:37:28 PM) Macguy: not good beeps
(8:37:36 PM) Tim: it's swearing
(8:37:44 PM) Tim: and due to censorship, all you hear is the beeping
(8:37:52 PM) Macguy: fuck
(8:37:56 PM) Macguy: i think it just died
(8:38:02 PM) Macguy: that is not cool
(8:38:06 PM) Tim: i'd probably swear on my way out too
(8:37:23 PM) Macguy: my ipod is beeping
(8:37:28 PM) Macguy: not good beeps
(8:37:36 PM) Tim: it's swearing
(8:37:44 PM) Tim: and due to censorship, all you hear is the beeping
(8:37:52 PM) Macguy: fuck
(8:37:56 PM) Macguy: i think it just died
(8:38:02 PM) Macguy: that is not cool
(8:38:06 PM) Tim: i'd probably swear on my way out too
(7:04:55 PM) Kris: I love liberal wack jobs
(7:05:02 PM) Kris: everyone must be coddled
(7:05:03 PM) Tim: not me
(7:05:08 PM) Tim: i hate them with a passion
(7:05:12 PM) Kris: me either, it was sarcasm
(7:05:18 PM) Tim: i'd like to lock 'em all up in a room with a bunch of firearms
(7:05:24 PM) Tim: because, oh my goodness, guns kill people
(7:05:28 PM) Kris: LOL
(7:05:02 PM) Kris: everyone must be coddled
(7:05:03 PM) Tim: not me
(7:05:08 PM) Tim: i hate them with a passion
(7:05:12 PM) Kris: me either, it was sarcasm
(7:05:18 PM) Tim: i'd like to lock 'em all up in a room with a bunch of firearms
(7:05:24 PM) Tim: because, oh my goodness, guns kill people
(7:05:28 PM) Kris: LOL
(2:57:15 PM) Alex: sata isnt hot swap right?
(2:57:23 PM) Tim: i think it is, actually
(2:57:29 PM) Alex: really.
(2:57:31 PM) Alex: well lets try it
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: i know from experience that ISA isn't
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: :P
(2:57:50 PM) Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(2:57:51 PM) Alex: yeah no shit
(2:57:23 PM) Tim: i think it is, actually
(2:57:29 PM) Alex: really.
(2:57:31 PM) Alex: well lets try it
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: i know from experience that ISA isn't
(2:57:42 PM) Tim: :P
(2:57:50 PM) Alex: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(2:57:51 PM) Alex: yeah no shit
(9:41:27 PM) Tim: you mother wears army boots
(9:41:34 PM) Josh: ...what's your point?
(9:41:45 PM) Tim: your sister is a gerbil
(9:42:00 PM) Josh: That would explain the clawing. :/
(9:42:21 PM) Tim: so put 2 and 2 together
(9:42:33 PM) Tim: your army-boot-wearing mother gave birth to a gerbil
(9:42:51 PM) ***Josh takes a few minutes to 2+2 in his head.
(9:43:29 PM) Josh: ...my mother was in an elite commando unit dispatched to fight back the raging hordes of mutant gerbils and was ravaged by one in the process?
(9:41:34 PM) Josh: ...what's your point?
(9:41:45 PM) Tim: your sister is a gerbil
(9:42:00 PM) Josh: That would explain the clawing. :/
(9:42:21 PM) Tim: so put 2 and 2 together
(9:42:33 PM) Tim: your army-boot-wearing mother gave birth to a gerbil
(9:42:51 PM) ***Josh takes a few minutes to 2+2 in his head.
(9:43:29 PM) Josh: ...my mother was in an elite commando unit dispatched to fight back the raging hordes of mutant gerbils and was ravaged by one in the process?
In the movie industry it has been said never to work with childrens or animals. This is never more true than in the industry of porn.
-Jimmy Carr
-Jimmy Carr
(11:44:37 PM) Bit_Logic: yeah, I don't know shit about cars =\
(11:45:01 PM) Bit_Logic: I understand that the wheels play some critical role, but beyond that I'm lost
(11:45:01 PM) Bit_Logic: I understand that the wheels play some critical role, but beyond that I'm lost
Tim (5:54:24 PM): greetings from my car, parked outside a public library an hour from home
Tim (5:54:25 PM): :D
MSN (5:55:04 PM): Tim has logged off
Teddy (5:55:04 PM): hows the speed?
Teddy (5:55:12 PM): oh.
Tim (5:54:25 PM): :D
MSN (5:55:04 PM): Tim has logged off
Teddy (5:55:04 PM): hows the speed?
Teddy (5:55:12 PM): oh.
(10:20:33 PM) Tim: i've had the same thought about cars as i do guns
(10:20:43 PM) Tim: you shouldn't be allowed to own or operate one without knowing how it works
(10:20:53 PM) Macguy: hmm
(10:21:00 PM) Tim: think about it
(10:21:05 PM) Tim: there'd be less wrecks
(10:21:10 PM) Tim: less broken down cars
(10:21:10 PM) Macguy: i have a general idea, but i wouldnt take my car apart
(10:21:15 PM) Tim: i would
(10:21:16 PM) Tim: er
(10:21:17 PM) Tim: wait
(10:21:19 PM) Tim: no i wouldnt
(10:21:22 PM) Tim: you drive a dodge
(10:21:23 PM) Tim: screw that
(10:21:30 PM) Tim: that's like saying you'd willingly get an enema
(10:20:43 PM) Tim: you shouldn't be allowed to own or operate one without knowing how it works
(10:20:53 PM) Macguy: hmm
(10:21:00 PM) Tim: think about it
(10:21:05 PM) Tim: there'd be less wrecks
(10:21:10 PM) Tim: less broken down cars
(10:21:10 PM) Macguy: i have a general idea, but i wouldnt take my car apart
(10:21:15 PM) Tim: i would
(10:21:16 PM) Tim: er
(10:21:17 PM) Tim: wait
(10:21:19 PM) Tim: no i wouldnt
(10:21:22 PM) Tim: you drive a dodge
(10:21:23 PM) Tim: screw that
(10:21:30 PM) Tim: that's like saying you'd willingly get an enema